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Coastal Walking Survival t-shirt – funny dog walking tee UK
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Coastal Walking Survival T-Shirt

Coastal Walking Survival T-Shirt

Color: Carolina Blue
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£34.99 £24.99
Shipping 📦£3.50 or FREE on orders over £45 🚚❤️

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🐾 The Tee That Keeps Up With You. 

We exist to celebrate the reality: that most of us aren't summiting Everest—we're just trying to get Buddy to stop eating pinecones. The everyday dog walk deserves its own uniform, one that says "Yeah, I'm outdoors... because my dog demanded it at 6 AM."

  • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, because if your dog is going to drag you down a hill at full speed, you might as well be comfortable on the way down 🐕💨. 
  • Soft, broken-in, and ready to wear right out of the bag — no washing-in required, unlike your dog after a muddy trail 🌧️🐶. 
  • Heavier, quality fabric that holds its shape walk after walk, wash after wash 💪. 
  • True to size too, because the last thing you need when you're untangling a lead with one hand and holding a poo bag with the other is a shirt that doesn't fit properly 😅🦮.

Made for dog owners who treat the countryside like their second home — and whose dogs treat the sofa like their first 🛋️🐾.
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton — Softer, stronger, and more durable than your average tee. Pre-shrunk too, so what you order is what you get, wash after wash after muddy walk.

Breathable & Lightweight — At 152 GSM, it's light enough to keep you comfortable from the first coffee of the morning to the last lead hook of the evening.

Relaxed Unisex Fit — An easy, comfortable silhouette that works for most body types. No faff, just a great fit.
Built to Last

Built for the Long Haul — Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves means this tee can handle whatever the trail throws at it. Brambles, mud, an overly enthusiastic Terrier — no problem.

Keeps Its Shape, Unlike Your Dog — A quarter-turned seamless collar means no awkward centre crease, so you'll still look the part even after a two-hour stomp through the woods.

Ditch the Scratch — The tear-away label removes cleanly and completely. Because you've got enough to deal with when there's a wet dog shaking off next to you.
Free & Easy Returns

30 Days to Fall in Love — If your tee doesn't put a smile on your face, we'll give you your money back. No drama, no awkward emails, just a straightforward guarantee because we're dog people and we keep things simple.

Printed Close to Home — UK orders are printed and shipped right here, supporting local businesses. If you're further afield, we've got print partners around the globe making sure your order doesn't have to travel any further than it needs to.

Saving you time and money whilst also helping the environent!

Dog Walking Favourites 🐾

BORN ON THE TRAILS.

BUILT FOR THE PACK.

Soft, comfortable, and made to be lived in — because the best dog walks rarely give you much warning. Whether it's a planned coastal hike or a last-minute "she's got her lead in her mouth and she's staring at me" moment, this tee is ready when you are.

Crafted to last and designed for the people who clock up more miles on muddy footpaths than they do on pavements. Wear it on the trail, wear it to the pub after the trail, wear it every single weekend until the dog recognises it and knows something good is about to happen.

That's exactly what it's made for.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a proudly Scottish brand — born on the muddy trails of South Ayrshire, built for dog lovers everywhere.

Your t-shirt is printed as close to your door as possible. For our UK customers, that means right here at home.

For our friends across the US, Europe, and beyond, we will soon be partnering with a global network of quality printers to make sure you can also order from us, wherever you and your dog call home.

Every design is made for the dog owners who'd rather be outdoors than anywhere else — less waiting, more walking, more wearing.

Let's go...
Do you ship internationally?

Not yet...

We are hoping to ship worldwide soon — because dog lovers don't just live in one corner of the map.

Shipping rates will vary by location, we will update our store, shipping policy & social media as soon this is available.

Until then, enjoy the good stuff — muddy boots, wagging tails, and the open trail.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Absolutely — once your order is on its way, you'll get a tracking email with everything you need to follow it right to your door.

No refreshing the page and wondering. Just a heads up, a number to track, and the excitement of knowing your next favourite walking companion is on its way.
What materials are your products made of?

We only use materials we'd be happy wearing on a six-mile coastal walk ourselves — soft, comfortable, and built to last well beyond the muddy season.

Exact materials vary by product, so you'll find the full details on each product page. But whatever you pick, you can expect a tee that's as ready for adventure as you and your dog are.